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Old Wed, Jul-30-03, 08:40
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Plan: Atkins
Stats: 178/161.5/145 Female 5'3"
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Progress: 50%
Location: Iowa
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*tumbleweeds*

Now what?
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Old Wed, Jul-30-03, 12:28
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Plan: Modified CKD
Stats: 243/225.5/200 Male 71 inches
BF:29%/24%/17%
Progress: 41%
Location: Washington
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*Tumbleweeds* ??
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Old Wed, Jul-30-03, 12:30
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Plan: Atkins
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In other words, our thread has become deserted. (tumbleweeds, wind, dust blowing.....) Work with me, Jim.
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Old Wed, Jul-30-03, 14:02
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Plan: Modified CKD
Stats: 243/225.5/200 Male 71 inches
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Progress: 41%
Location: Washington
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You know, I had planned to compile the whole ABC poem and put it up on this thread. But motis beat me too it, and started another thread. I think we should keep this one going.

Here's another quick poem I just wrote based on the ketosticks joke from the other thread:

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Ketosticks
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I went and bought some keto sticks today
A doctor said they'd help me lose some weight
He'd tried them for a week and had to say
They worked real well but didn't taste that great.


Hey, also, the thing about tumbleweeds is that sometimes they're lonely, but always they're free and no one tells them what to do

--Jim

Last edited by JimStone : Wed, Jul-30-03 at 14:03.
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Old Wed, Jul-30-03, 14:05
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Plan: Atkins
Stats: 178/161.5/145 Female 5'3"
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Location: Iowa
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Ooooo he waxes poetic on tumbleweeds (be still my beating heart!). LOL

"oh that I were a dust speck that I might touch that tumbleweed..."
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Old Wed, Jul-30-03, 14:13
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Plan: Modified CKD
Stats: 243/225.5/200 Male 71 inches
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Progress: 41%
Location: Washington
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Tumbleweed, tumbleweed, so lovely and free.
Tumbleweed, tumbleweed, you mesmerize me.
Tumbleweed, tumbleweed, your life is like art.
Please won't you teach me to follow my heart.
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Old Wed, Jul-30-03, 14:16
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Plan: Atkins
Stats: 178/161.5/145 Female 5'3"
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Location: Iowa
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Cute! (is cute what you were going for?)

Give me a topic to write on .
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Old Wed, Jul-30-03, 14:18
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Plan: Primal
Stats: 171/155/155 Female 5'7"
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Progress: 100%
Location: Southern Ontario, Canada
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The Naughty Low Carber
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I am a low-carber, a seasoned one, too,
I try to be helpful and welcome those new,
Yet I have some secrets I don't like to tell,
I shell out advice but don't follow mine well.

Coffee, I chug two or three cups a day,
And one could not take my Diet Pepsi away,
I cheat regularly with coolers and beer,
Despite all the warnings of those I spout here!

I hate exercise and force myself away
From this damned machine, or I'd be here all day,
I often skip veggies since they're not my fave,
How poor Dr Atkins must turn in his grave.

Yet I suppose that since human I am,
I do not always have to hit a grand slam,
And because my health is outta sight,
I sure as hell must be doing *something* right!



This is fun. I don't want to clean my bathroom.
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Old Wed, Jul-30-03, 14:19
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Plan: Modified CKD
Stats: 243/225.5/200 Male 71 inches
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Progress: 41%
Location: Washington
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Alright, write about Iowa.
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Old Wed, Jul-30-03, 14:20
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Kristine! How dare you expose me like that! LOL
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Old Wed, Jul-30-03, 14:22
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Plan: Modified CKD
Stats: 243/225.5/200 Male 71 inches
BF:29%/24%/17%
Progress: 41%
Location: Washington
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Whoa.

It looks like our pity party was interrupted by genius.

I wish I'd seen Kristine's post before I posted mine. I would have suggested you write about her dirty bathroom
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Old Wed, Jul-30-03, 14:28
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Plan: Atkins
Stats: 178/161.5/145 Female 5'3"
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Progress: 50%
Location: Iowa
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Iowa is my home state
Ask anyone, they'll say its great -
from Council Bluffs to the QCA
see corn and soybeans line the way.

We're famous for our farms and schools
The Hawkeye state where fineness rules
The kids are smart, the landscape fair
Goin' to heaven ? - you're halfway there!
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Old Wed, Jul-30-03, 14:32
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Plan: Modified CKD
Stats: 243/225.5/200 Male 71 inches
BF:29%/24%/17%
Progress: 41%
Location: Washington
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Kristine -- your cheating obviously hasn't held you back too much. Congratulations on being 81% of the way there! (I can't give up the coffee, either).

Nice Poem, too!

--Jim

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Old Wed, Jul-30-03, 14:34
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Plan: Modified CKD
Stats: 243/225.5/200 Male 71 inches
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Progress: 41%
Location: Washington
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Nice--except there won't be any corn or soybeans in heaven, just T-bones and cheese.
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Old Wed, Jul-30-03, 14:39
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Plan: Atkins
Stats: 178/161.5/145 Female 5'3"
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Location: Iowa
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In heaven we will all be at goal weight and shoveling every kind of horrendously unhealthy (by ALL standards) food into our mouths. We will exercise - or not! The cavorting and merry making will never end.

Unless I'm thinking of another place...
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