Ok, You've forced me to be creative. LOL.....
I will not eat these eggs and ham
They make me fat, Sam I am
But would you eat them with some cheese?
I will not eat them with some cheese.
Too many calories, if you please.
But would you eat them with some oil?
I would not, could not with some oil.
Too much grease makes my blood boil
But would you eat them with some cream?
Sam I am, don't make me scream.
I could not, would not eat some cream.
I will not go until you try.
That low-fat junk is all a lie.
You say you can not, will not eat.
But try this high fat, low carb treat!
Ok, you win. I'll try your food.
And then you'll see you're one wrong dude.
My butt will swell. My cholesterol will rise.
Right before your very eyes.
But I will eat, dear Sam I am
I will eat your eggs and ham.
My word! They're great! I love them, Sam!
I do so love your eggs and ham!
I feel great. And thinner too!
I'll take some cheese. Not one, but two!
And give me cream! An ounce or more!
Fried in oil! My taste buds soar!
Oh, how I love these eggs and ham.
Thank you, thank you, Sam I am!