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Old Mon, May-19-08, 14:09
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Plan: Atkins
Stats: 295/230/150 Female 5 ft. 7 in.
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Progress: 45%
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Thanks Robert. I know I can lose it.
I have been following induction for the last five days and doing real good with it.
I printed up a list of induction foods and put it on the front of my fridge so I could see it everyday and eat only what is on it.
I feel like I have already lost some but have no scales so I can weigh myself.
I want to go to Wal mart tonight to get some and see if they have the Atkins low carb book to.

This is going to be a life changing event for me and I have my mind set to do it and never look back again on the old me.
I am tired of being fat and not being able to do the things I want to do and need to do also. I am tired of being short breathed and looking like a beached whale in my clothing to.
I want to live and fun filled and happy life and right now this weight is all that is holding me back so I have decided its time for it to come off for good............
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Old Thu, Dec-31-09, 12:09
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Plan: Atkins
Stats: 271/269/154 Female 5 feet, 6 inches
BF:43.7/..../24.9
Progress: 2%
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Originally Posted by motis
Ok, You've forced me to be creative. LOL.....



I will not eat these eggs and ham
They make me fat, Sam I am

But would you eat them with some cheese?

I will not eat them with some cheese.
Too many calories, if you please.

But would you eat them with some oil?

I would not, could not with some oil.
Too much grease makes my blood boil

But would you eat them with some cream?

Sam I am, don't make me scream.
I could not, would not eat some cream.

I will not go until you try.
That low-fat junk is all a lie.
You say you can not, will not eat.
But try this high fat, low carb treat!

Ok, you win. I'll try your food.
And then you'll see you're one wrong dude.
My butt will swell. My cholesterol will rise.
Right before your very eyes.
But I will eat, dear Sam I am
I will eat your eggs and ham.

My word! They're great! I love them, Sam!
I do so love your eggs and ham!
I feel great. And thinner too!
I'll take some cheese. Not one, but two!
And give me cream! An ounce or more!
Fried in oil! My taste buds soar!

Oh, how I love these eggs and ham.
Thank you, thank you, Sam I am!

~Angi~


I have to bump this -- I don't care if it's seven years old. It is the funniest post I've ever read here. I hope the poster is still around.
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