Crickets . . .

. . . And it's buried in not widely available media sources. Frankly, it isn't an article that's provocative enough to publish in People, or Time, or Rolling Stone. And . . . who in their right minds would want to lockdown or eliminate sugar??? People need that stuff, and I hear it's perfectly fine when consumed in moderation as a part of a balanced diet. Just eat a little and move more.

In my previous world, one small piece of carrot cake was the equivalent to one small shot of heroin to a committed junkie or a shot of whisky to an alcoholic, it's merely a starting point. I could never settle for just one.