Dateline Australia, January 8th.
Our Brisbane correspondent reports a mysterious loss of substance from a plump middleaged woman this week.
The woman, who had weighed 182lbs last week, now only weighs 178.5. The man who shares her living space reports losing even more, 4.5lbs.
The couple deny alien invasion and both swear they are eating plenty of food, but the missing pounds have not returned. The couple state the pounds have gone forever.
Your reporter will continue to research this story; more information about the missing pounds will be given as it comes to hand.

Experts at lowcarb.ca have told reporters that this woman's story with lost chunks may only be the beginning.

Wa'il

Oh! So that's what I saw flying over Vancouver! Two chunks of fat. Did you see it Wa'il?

They must be over the Arctic circle by now!

Karen

LOL, Karen!

The woman, who claims to be happy about the missing "material" admits she is deeply jealous of her partner who is missing an extra pound, despite cheating whenever she wasn't looking!
Sigh.

Nah, I'm thrilled to bits!

Mind you, I was pretty unhappy with him for bringing me home a chocolate bar the other day. "One now and then won't hurt."
I'm pleased and proud to say it's still in the freezer.

Rosebud,
I think I saw the missing pounds fly over West Virginia in the good old usa and I was missing a lb this moring so the atmosphere must be getting very full.
Way to go you two keep up the great work.

Good on ya!
As another newbie, I gotta say it's exciting to hear other people's successes. I've had two separate weeks where I didn't think I'd post losses, yet still managed to drop 2lbs. I miss my Coca-Cola, but hey, it really is great to be a 'Loser'

Snoopy,
It is really great to be a loser. I miss my chocolate and sweets but I know that I will probally never be able to eat allot of these because I am learning to love foods that will keep me healthy.
You not is weird, I getting to love the taste of water. I have one cup of coffee in the morning then it is water all through the day.
I am also new to the forum but not to Atkins and this forum is the greatest.
Have a wonderful day full of fun and joy.

Congratulations. If you want to make it very real for yourself, pile up 4 pounds of butter and see how much of you is gone.

BarB

Hi Barbar,
I do eat allot of butter. My husband complain that I live on the stuff. I use it for everything. I never did use but sparinly before but now I use it on everything. I have the problem, that atkins does away with my appetite and I have to force myself to eat.
I never thought that who happen.
Have a wonderful lo carb day.

4 pounds is terriffic!! I am on day 7 now..I have dropped 4 also..nothing in a couple of days..but I know that I am shrinking...I can feel it! Went to the gym this morning and did my usual..that always makes me feel good..good luck to us all..

Laura

Congratulations on loosing 4 pounds, but "baby, you ain't seen nothing yet", there will be lots more falling off.

Welcome to the Lc WONDERFUL Way of Life (WOL)

I love what was written. You made me laugh.

I found the flying poundage- it landed smack dab down on my behind!! I had a bad last couple of weeks, and suddenly I went outside to go shopping and I felt something land on me.
Well- I picked myself up this morning and got back on top of the game.
I am going to have to shoot those pounds right back up into orbit and steer it towards Japan (they are all skinny over there !)

Kass,
That a good idea. We can gather all the pounds and put in a rocket and shoot it toward Japan. There to skinny over there anyway.
Have a good lo carb evening.

How about sending them to Afghanistan, maybe all of our lost pounds will land on BinLaden!