Hey there! Glad you could join us. Lots of talent on this thread, as you can see.

Did you see that, Jim Stone? CORI wasn't afraid to rhyme with carb.

Cori has no fear. She's stupid that way. And she has a secret weapon....

>>How's THAT for cheesey, Kristine?

THAT, my friend, is supa-dupa Uber-cheese!

Sugar, foe of mine
Tempt me with your promises
Of taste, but not health.

What do they call the Haiku that goes 5-7-5-7-7?

Sugar, foe of mine
Tempt me with your promises
Of taste, but not health.
Take your sweetness and be gone!
I must save my pancreas.

What's the secret weapon???

I bet I know: http://www.rhymezone.com/ !!

Kristine, you, you would be right. I needed it the other day when I needed something to rhyme with geisha.... Over in the singles thread I felt the need to do limericks. Don't ask me why.

Great stuff here too though.

Ahhhh - that's cheating!

Yeah, well you come up with a word to rhyme with geisha!!! Or Iowa.

Cheating Cori
Here's her story
No brain of her own
So she goes to rhymezone...

A message board I used to live and die by had an extended poetry thread all based upon a beloved male member's flatulence. Toot and gas are easy to rhyme with.

Something that rhymes with Iowa? Ok, that's going to give me a brain cramp.

The only poems I ever write is for my girlfriend and they always make her cry. It's harder to write one that wont do that then I thought. Oh well here it goes..

Fat kid.

The fat kid is what they called me.
The fat kid is what I were.
Since I found this new way of eating.
The fat kid is becoming just a blur.

My life has become something worth living.
Looking forward to each day.
This low carb eating.
Is most definitely the way.

This is like nothing you could imagine.
The way I feel at this time, this place, right now.
The energy level, the strength, the endurance that I have.
Will make you step back and say WOW.

The fat kid I was in the old days.
Is gone now, gone forever.
I am now a hot and sexy man.
And the ladies look at me in totally new ways.
I wonder what they are thinking,
Perhaps a little endeavor?

Woo hoo, Racer! Great poem!

Twinkle, twinkle, little carb
'Marble' 'le'-less is just 'marb'
Down below my whole wheat bread
Is a piece of 'dar' plus 'ched'
Twinkle, twinkle, little carb
'Marble' 'le'-less is just 'marb'

I don't think you'll find THAT on rhymezone.

No, I hear that's a pretty class site.

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