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Plan: Atkins
Stats: 235/135/135
BF:
Progress: 100%
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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I'm shrinking!
Dateline Australia, January 8th.
Our Brisbane correspondent reports a mysterious loss of substance from a plump middleaged woman this week.
The woman, who had weighed 182lbs last week, now only weighs 178.5. The man who shares her living space reports losing even more, 4.5lbs.
The couple deny alien invasion and both swear they are eating plenty of food, but the missing pounds have not returned. The couple state the pounds have gone forever.
Your reporter will continue to research this story; more information about the missing pounds will be given as it comes to hand.
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