Sat, Nov-22-03, 05:29
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90 Days at a Time
Posts: 18,731
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Plan: Glycemic Load
Stats: 426/405.2/326
BF:
Progress: 21%
Location: USofA
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OK...bad news occasionally follows good news and this is good bad news which follows Thursday except on a leap year or months that end in a Q!
I get up between 4 and 4:30AM every day of the year. Body clock thing and we do not even own an alarm clock. I have to be at work by 6. I have a 45 minute drive to get there so my early AM time is spent in the shower (brrr), eating my breakfast number one like a good hobbit, and confronting my 539th vice: my AM cuppa.
Anyway, I had been putting all my old pants in the dirty clothes hamper and getting BRAND NEW old pants out of the closet that had been too small for me to wear when I received them as gifts from family. Yesterday I got the pants I planned on wearing out of the closet and took off the tags (except for that stupid 4 " clear one with the black writing that gives waist size about a dozen times down it...I did not find THAT ONE til about 3 in the afternoon and it was dead square on my backside. Lord knows what the folx walking behind me thought it was on my tan pants as I went to the cafeteria for lunch!)...
Anyway, they were way too big! Good news. But wearable...meaning they did not fall off when I put them on. Of course, thru the day clothes get stretched a tad by body movement and coming back from the break room with hot coffee in one hand and juggling 3 video tapes in the other...voila! Instant NO PANTS. Damned things were down around my ankles. In a major hallway. In a major facility! One that is rumored to have security cameras capable of seeing every hallway.
MAYBE nobody saw me...but wild guess is the secretary who smiled at me the rest of the day knew I was wearing wine-colored undies!
Now...I need to find a belt. Due to a hernia and my weight, I have not worn one in years. My wife is taking 4" out of my NEW old pants. All of them. My old old pants are too big to take up; she tried and the side pockets about met in the rear. I am down 11+ inches in the waist. And too damned cheap to buy new pants when I have new old ones that have never been worn!
My next set of pants in the closet which I have plenty of is 4 inches less in the waist than where I am now. Give me another 30 pounds and I will begin to fit my "nice" clothes. The fact that they have not been in style for 5 years, not withstanding! With a pants size every 2 to 3 weeks going down, I am too frugal to follow fashion.
My current fashion statement: anything that will stay up!
Last edited by MisterE : Sat, Nov-22-03 at 05:36.
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