Sun, Apr-06-03, 07:18
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Senior Member
Posts: 550
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Plan: Atkins
Stats: 215/180/155
BF:57.2%/45%/25%
Progress: 58%
Location: Indiana
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The Whoosh Fairy
What is the Whoosh Fairy? Why she comes to you in the middle of the night and takes away the fat! Isn't she wonderful? Where is she hiding today?
Ode to the Whoosh Fairy
Now I lay me down to sleep...
A cup of splenda at my feet...
I'll be good and drink my water --
Leave the grapejuice for my daughter..
I promise to eat all my eggs..
Now take those bulges from my legs..
I'll eat my pork -- I'll eat a steer..
Just takes these bumps from my rear..
I'll never even look at jelly..
Please take the blub out of my belly..
These lips will never touch a sweet
Oh, if only... I could see my feet..
So, please tonight before I wake..
A few more pounds Whoosh Fairy Take
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