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Old Fri, Mar-19-04, 22:40
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Plan: Atkins
Stats: 186/173/145 Female 62 inches
BF:YES.
Progress: 32%
Location: Chicago, IL USA
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OMG! I need a pair of those briefs!
and i don't even gain weight w/ se* .. LOL

Therapist: "So why have you gained so much weight, Rachelle? Medical problems? Pregnancy? Depression? Eating Dissorder?"

Rachelle: " ummm.. from what i understand doctor.. I have too much sex."

Therapist: *falls on the ground laughing*
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Old Fri, Mar-19-04, 22:46
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Plan: LC Paleo/IF
Stats: 185/161/142 Female 66 inches (5'6")
BF:All over
Progress: 56%
Location: Edmonton, AB, Canada
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Just don't forget to weigh in without the chastity belt...the lock alone can weigh more than 2lbs (so I've heard).LMAO
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Old Sat, Mar-20-04, 06:31
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Plan: atkins
Stats: 225/173/180 Male 71 inches
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Progress: 116%
Location: ne texas
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great if my wife finds this site i'll never get any, plus get the blame for her weight.. prob is my fault
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Old Sat, Mar-20-04, 21:02
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Plan: atkins
Stats: 225/173/180 Male 71 inches
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Progress: 116%
Location: ne texas
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divina i bet ya heard, ya gain any weight?
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Old Sat, Mar-20-04, 22:20
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Plan: Atkin's
Stats: 225/200/130 Female 66"
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Progress: 26%
Location: Baxter, MN
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OOOMMMMGGG! I think I just dropped 2 lbs from all the laughing from reading this post. Sorry about getting busted but at least he's got a sense of humor about the whole thing! LOL!!! I can't say I have ever seen a post this hilarious. Thanks for the laugh guys, really made my night


~ Cori ~
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Old Sat, Mar-20-04, 23:09
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Plan: atkins
Stats: 354/233/200 Male 5 ft 11 in
BF:YES
Progress: 79%
Location: slc, utah
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ahhh F it you only live once and besides everyone knows...sex burns calories!!! i think if it were me i would risk the 2 pounds...i would sure get fat quick though ...probably gain 6 pounds a wk... LMAO


Jon
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Old Sat, Mar-20-04, 23:19
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Plan: FatFlush inspired
Stats: 143.5/132/130 Female 62.5 inches
BF:37%/25.%/19%
Progress: 85%
Location: Ontario Canada
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Jon Darlin - ya got it WRONG - ya gotta make the lady gain 6lbs - you lose!!!! now I'm LMAO

ps guess how skinny Imust be if I spend my nights posting instead of in bed

ps - sssshhhhhhh -it's se* that does it NOT just plain ole every day S.E.X.
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Old Sun, Mar-21-04, 01:04
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Plan: Atkins
Stats: 300/300/195 Female 65"
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Location: San Mateo, California
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*pants from laughter*

OMG, you guys are TOOOOO funny!!!

I'm not sure I can ever look at a plate of mashed potatoes the same way again...
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Old Sun, Mar-21-04, 07:42
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Plan: Atkins 1972
Stats: 223/190/160 Female 5ft8
BF:OUT OF CONTROL
Progress: 52%
Location: Fort Lauderdale, Florida
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hahahahahaha, still laughin
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Old Sun, Mar-21-04, 08:25
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Plan: Atkins
Stats: 180/165/150 Female 5'10"
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Progress: 50%
Location: Tel Aviv
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I'm trying to figure out how this plays into my 9 month stall...

Guess it doesn't, but it was fun thinking about it!
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Old Sun, Mar-21-04, 12:28
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Plan: Atkins
Stats: 190/177/160 Male 68 inches
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Progress: 43%
Location: United Kingdom - Sussex
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have not laughed so much for ages.

Felt like a male stripper at a hen night!!

I'll check my weight in the morning to see if laughter helps weight reduction

Us fella's could be onto a good thing here! Maybe the gain in weight of the female is linked to a loss in weight of the male and it's considerably more than the carbs in a spoonful of semen. Obviously more research needed.
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Old Sun, Mar-21-04, 12:51
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Plan: Atkins
Stats: 227/199/150 Female 5ft 3in
BF:Too much
Progress: 36%
Location: Kelowna BC. Canada
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Oh dear God ...toooo funny. I bet Jarrod is still a silent reader of this thread.
I don't think he could resist. Ha ha!
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Old Sun, Mar-21-04, 14:46
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Plan: Semi LC
Stats: 178/178/130 Female 63
BF:More than enough!
Progress: 0%
Location: NY
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Jarrod, why are you silent???
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Old Sun, Mar-21-04, 18:56
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Plan: LC Paleo/IF
Stats: 185/161/142 Female 66 inches (5'6")
BF:All over
Progress: 56%
Location: Edmonton, AB, Canada
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Madeline...I think Jarrod is probably verifying the problem himself.lol

Let us know your findings Jarrod.
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Old Sun, Mar-21-04, 19:08
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Plan: Semi LC
Stats: 178/178/130 Female 63
BF:More than enough!
Progress: 0%
Location: NY
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Yes, Jarrod. We will need a full report.

I cann't provide a report right now...since uummmm....well, it's been quite a while since I visited that arena
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