OK, this is one of the BEST things I've heard in a long time LOL
It is sooooo true.
I actually want to print this and put it on my fridge.

And GRB5111, thanks for your input, it is good to hear that all of those health issues might go away at some point.

All the support from you guys means a lot. I know it sounds funny because we don't know each other, but it's very therapeutic to know that I can actually talk to someone who understands what I'm going through. It's like a Carboholics Anonymous in a way.