We don't like your diet because you aren't nice!?!??!?!?!?!?!

Yeah. Right.

It couldn't possibly have been our own vested interests.

It's all because Dr. Atkins wasn't nice about it.

The upside of the existence of such an article is that it seems like someone is feeling the heat for stubbornly refusing to consider the benefits of a low carb diet. I guess we're making some progress.