The Chaffle Apprentice is ready:

--very thin-sliced Colby jack? Check.
--pork rinds? Check
--eggs? Check (lots!)
--oil spray? Check
--pepperoni? Always on hand

Now, only to wait by the door until tomorrow. Amazon prime is pretty dependable.

The only downside I see in the YouTube demos: I'm accustomed to putting my mug muffin in the microwave for a minute. The Dash thingie looks to take five or more. This will require a substantial attitude change, perhaps related to my New Year resolution to be more patient.

Perhaps someone else has envisioned the Chaffle as therapy?