Oh my goodness! My heart is doing flip-flops just reading about the purchase of "scoop-front brazilian bikini"??? Are you kidding me? That is fabulous!

Now, about the booty. I have NONE. Even at 274 I didn't have a butt. It's like a flat piece of paper...nothing there. No cushion...no lift...no derriere...nada, zilch, you get the point...

I have often thought of having those brazilian butt implants...OR fat injections into my arse to help plump it up in the right area.

I'm jealous of yo' booty!!!