Hey ya'll....

I got on the scales this morning...I was *focused*....I could hear the "Rocky" theme playing as I was walking in the bathroom. **FOCUS FOCUS...I CAN DO IT!!** I haven't weighed since my surgery (7 weeks ago)...I noticed my shorts were getting a little tighter...but I thought maybe I was just bloated...YEAH YEAH...BLOATED...12 lbs BLOATED.

I gained 12 friggin pounds!! (friggin??...dang, I need to quit hanging out with New Yawkers)

I would say to myself..."How the he..heck did I do that???" But I know how.

*bowing head.

Dang you Krispy Kreme and Dewey's Bakery!! (zzzzzaaaaaaaaaappppp) (putting a curse on them!!)

BUT....I started my diet today...and I haven't cheated once...ok ok...I really don't know exactly how many carbs I have had...but I don't think I have gone over.

DIET FAIRY...TAKE ME AWAY!!!!