My ueber-goal is to pursue Physical Fitness. I don't know what that is, but since I need to define it to pursue it, I've stolen my first set of goals from PB Total Body Transformation (p. 130):

• 20 (real) pushups
• 5 pullups (overhand grip)
• 50 squats (thighs parallel to ground)
• Plank for 2 minutes (forearm/feet position)

I'm adding to this:

• 30-second* sprints, 6* times, resting as needed* between each (*I might change these to be more realistic and/or specific, later when I know more)

My ultimate goal is be able to to jump up to a tree branch, catch hold of it with both hands, lift my legs up to hook around it, and pull myself into the tree.