Hi Cableguy
Don't let all the wacko ingredients throw you for a loop.
The simplest way to approach this WOE is to go to the grocery store and only walk around the outside aisles. Produce, meat, dairy. Grab a few boxes of sugar free jello and a couple of jars of Hellman's mayo. Then head for the check out.
Meat, salad, veggies, cheese, eggs, butter, creams, will keep you in good stead for the first little while. If you want to get adventurous after that, then you can start to gather the soy flours and other bits to bake with.
Cook meat, make salads, steam veggies. Put butter on everything
ncluding the meat. For a change, mix some garlic with your butter. Hard boil bunches of eggs at a time, shell them and keep them in the fridge. They are great to slice on the salad, eat in your hand, or blend with mayo and onion and eat with a fork.
Make your own whipping cream by whipping the liquid stuff and adding a little splenda and some vanilla extract. Slather it on the jello.
it gets easier