LOL. I used to say, "If music is too loud, I can't hear it, and if food is too hot, I can't taste it." Thing is, about two years ago I discovered how much I love the taste of chipotle peppers. The heat is waaaay too much for me, but I buy the paste in cans and use it sparingly in many things. Mayo blunts the heat, while leaving the flavor I love. Tabasco brand now has a chipotle, too. I've read somewhere there is an industrial product which offers the flavor without the heat. Have you ever tried that?