Wed, Jul-30-03, 03:23
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Yo-Yo
Posts: 14,007
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Plan: Lighter Life
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BF:yes very!!!
Progress: 43%
Location: UK
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Originally Posted by Froggiebro
Tonight's News:
"Today a woman in Texas slipped while on the toliet and was attacked by a nearby bottle of Ketostix. Sadly, her injuries were so severe that the woman's life couldn't be saved, despite efforts by local slim-fast supporters. Services will be held tomorrow at the funeral home located next to Boots."
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It had been noted that Boots held their head high during the funeral service as they had not sold the lady the sticks!! Futher investigations found that the nearby branch of Superdrug had sold the dangerous bottle of keto sticks!! The Branch manager was not available to comment!!
Cheif constable Ploddy Feet said "a full investigation of the tragic events has now been launched!! Any witnesses are being urged to come forward with any information they may have!!"  |