+1000

I hate when people find out that I'm an avid weightlifter because the first thing they ask is "what do you bench?" They simply cannot believe that I don't bench OR do bicep curls. I lift weights to make my life better, not to flex for the girls that I'm too old to impress anyway.

Bench pressing? Sheesh. I'll start benching when someone explains to me why a man needs large, round, full breasts.