We can't win with ourselves, can we?
We can't lose with everybody else, though. Everyone has good qualities but think about this: when was the last time you noticed someone else's figure? Because for me it's almost NEVER. I'm too worried about my stick legs, deflated butt and rectangle shape to notice what's happening to anybody else. (Why do my butt cheeks have wattle? And can that be a thing next?)

I have to say, I spent about a week in buxom territory though. I've always had decent bosoms but for a golden week, they were still big and everything else was small. WOOHOO! I mean, that's over now of course, but I'll always have that week!