Funny stuff!
Raven, you deserve a new belt, Girl. Your old belt is hazardous to your health...plus, we may have to talk about you now.{<: I can just imagine you with that ice pick.

Val, that is exactly what I meant about the Lane Bryant thing! I was never a shopper. I could go in and out of store in thirty seconds flat. My husband knew to watch me carefully 'cause I could scope quickly whether there would be anything I could/would wear--I waltzed out so quuickly, he knew I would leave him in my dust. And...Lord help any clerk offering to help me. I wanted NO interaction! I think that is why he got such a kick out of the whole Victoria's Secret thing. He kept muttering, "I can't believe you took her into the dressing room with you."

I cannot even begin to imagine what bathing suit shopping will be like! Yikes!
Sara<><