I like Oprah. I can't help myself. She's so human. All her power and all her money can't accomplish the one thing she most desires: A body Forever Thin.

At least there's some form of healthy eating at the core of Weight Watchers. Oprah isn't selling miracle drugs, starvation, or bariatric surgery. Not yet anyway. However, if she ever goes vegan, I'll be alarmed for her and her many admirers. That would be a health catastrophe for so many!

Oprah is going to succeed. Again. I hope some others will, too.

Now pass me the bacon.