Oh my gosh. This child is obese. I just want to take the poor little mite home with me. Surely there are better vegan foods than donuts and cookies and fake ice cream. If he must be vegan then surely they can feed him better than that.

Look at his breasts - I'd bet anyone a dollar that he's eating a ton of that damned estrogenic soy.

Gosh, this poor kid. I just want to hug him.

And how the hell was he vegan at a few weeks old? Was he given soy formula, or what?

ETA: Never mind. Some of these questions were already answered on the thread.